- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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