- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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