- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Granny porn!

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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