How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Dumbledore dies.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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