Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Ben Corbishley

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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