- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Please ignore this statement.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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