What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Granny porn!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Ben Corbishley

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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