- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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