What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

if you don't like this you're gay

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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