Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Women's Rights..

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

quantum physics?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops