- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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