- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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