- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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