- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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