- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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