Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Want to hear a joke? No.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

kieran is a homosexual

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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