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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you see theres this guy.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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