A gay man watches football.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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No your aunties a joke

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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knock knock who's there ?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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