- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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