- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Golf.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Where's my tractor?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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