- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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