- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Lil Wayne

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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