why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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