Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Hi.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

a dyslexic man walked his god.

The cream, it is coming

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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