- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Whats the defination of cruelty

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

all these jokes are horrible now

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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