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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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