- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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