Knock Knock Who's there

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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