- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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