- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What's the difference between a duck?

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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