- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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