- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A bar walks into a man

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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