what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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My Nan, that is all.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Anti Joke

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