- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What do we call Osama? Osama

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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