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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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