Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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