- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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