You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

A blonde dies Lololol

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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