- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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