what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Feminism.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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