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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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