- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

I C U P White stuff

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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