- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

what's white and sticky semen

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

I C U P White stuff

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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