Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

why dont they make black forks

think twice or at least think

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

whats chinese noodles

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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