Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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The FCC

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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