- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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