- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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