- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

A man goes to the potty.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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