- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Your sex life.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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