- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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